I hope I never loose MY wallet!

KEATON ROCKS!!

So, I was all like "People forget that I am THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN BOSTON." and then I saw this post! SURE, I've been distracted by working late (and starting a new job, and Wild Zero!) and all, but when I asked

KEATON for one of my very OWN "Phoenix" wallet to boost my ego, she sure as hell came through. The duct tape and razorblades were flying! In a day or two, I recieved my wallet in the mail, and i couldn't have been more proud! Her sweet notes inside the wallet were written on scraps of line papre and BOLDLY stated "mad Ca$h goes here" and another said "Girl's digits here," in the separate compartments of the pocketbook. On a handwritten note in the package, I was warned that "My hair was seceptable to water damage." True enough, I concluded.

When Eric took that picture, it was late at night and after a couple of tequila shots, I wondered how my hair would "hold up." Stealing my roommate's products aside, the wallet is FANTASTIC. Now, if and when you see some boozebag douchebag with HIS OWN FACE sticking outta the back pocket of his black Dickies, ask yourself..."Is that him, the most popular guy in Boston?" or "How do I get myself on the cover of Boston's premier weekly?" Your answer might be..."Gotta go add some friends," or, alternatively, "I'm glad I didn't have to go to that friend adding extreme for some cheapo press coverage!"
If you enjoy THE PHOENIX, or local 'celebrites' or any one of the bands the Pheonix features regularly, I suggest BUYING a wallet from this true sweetheart in Arlington, MA for 8 Bucks (cheap!). Your ego pays you back for it, in the long run!

BUY YOUR OWN!